Strip Golf
by Mulligan Stu
on Jun 27, 2007 10:34 AM EDT
in Blog Posts
Headline: "Strippers, sex acts alleged at golf outing"
Nut graf (so to speak):
"According to a report in the Pocono Record, a private party at Cherry Valley Golf Course featured bikini-clad, topless and nude women, some of whom were performing lap dances for golfers. Others are alleged to have performed sex acts with each other."
The women are believed to have been on loan from CR Fanny's Gentlemen's Club in Wilson, Penn. "CR Fanny's." Ah, those wacky strip club operators! But at least they only try to appeal to "gentlemen," instead of, you know, riff-raff.
One of the cops called to the course, Officer Ruben Torres, would only say, "This is an ongoing investigation."
"An ongoing investigation." I bet it is, Officer Torres ... I bet it is ...
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